Every day, a male co-worker walks up very
close to a lady standing at the coffee machine,
inhales a deep breath of air and tells her that
her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore,
takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel
department and asks to file a sexual harassment
grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled and asks,
"What's sexually threatening about a coworker telling
you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies, "It's Keith.........the midget.