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" If you can figure that one out, you will be halfway to I don't give a damn"

You have two choices, Slim and None. Slim went home.

If I told you once, I told you once

i can stand kids but i cant stand cheeky kids.

if some things hard to do its not worth doing
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you can give me your 2 cents, but I don't take charity

you have got two hopes, bob hope and no hope,

Your 15 seconds from making the worst mistake of your life !

if you don't like it we don't care

if life hands you lemonds throw them at people

i finally thought of some