There was a break in the Housewares Pyramid Sales Presentation

Finally away from the hoopla, yahoo, psyce up type meeting that is
normal for this type pyramid presentation, people had finally a chance
to relax for a moment, have a drink and get to know each other and
visit about the presentation.

So Happened that this Yuppie finds himself standing next to the slightly
older, but attractive lady who is there obviously to try and earn some
money to help with the household expenses.

He immediately thinks to himself, "Now, here's one I can impress, and says,
Hi! I'm Jim".

She says, "Hi Jim, how are you?"

"Just fine".

She says, "I'm Mary, how do you like the meeting, so far?"

"Oh, it's somewhat interesting, but definitely not my kind of deal!"

She says, "Oh, really, and just what do you do?"

I'm a Yuppie; Y-U-P-P-I-E, "Young Upwardly Promotable Person In Employ"
He retorts, and "What do you do?"

"Oh", she says, "I'm a Wife, W-I-F-E;

Wash, Iron, F**K, Etcetera