How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?






Knock on the door!
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What do you call a vampire's dog?????





Answer: a blood hound!
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Why did the fig go out with a prune??






It couldn't find another date.
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When I was in college, I told my parents I had a 3.0 average.






I didn't mention it was on a breathalyzer!
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a few silly jokes for today.

pretty good