I see many funny, inspiring and clever signature lines while browsing the forum.

Now that there are almost 500 of us I invite you to help find "The best signature line in the world ... ever!"

Rules: You can't suggest your own signature.

I will add a few as an example

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*If computers have no doors or fences, who needs Windows and Gates?

*success is the ability to go from one failure to the next without any loss of enthusiasm

*When you see pigs fly it means Windows has become open source

*For the math geeks: Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

*W.I.T.C.H
(Woman's International Terrorist Conspiracy from Hell)

*Inspirational - "We may not be able to control the wind, but we can always adjust our sails"

Irreverant, but a fave in forums or usenet - "Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win you're still retarded"

Just plain odd - "Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way you'll be a mile away and he'll be shoeless."

*the funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's to late to stop reading it

*'The great thing about multitasking is that several things can go wrong at once' - Andrew B. Sweger

*'The impossible we do at once, a miracle takes longer, on request we do magic'

*'Linux is just like a Wigwam; No Windows, No Gates, Apache inside'

*'The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent !'

*'Who the f&#k is General Failure and why is he reading my harddisk?'

and my last 2

*Don't sweat petty things....or pet sweaty things

*The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL?