This Fireman, Bill, just happens into a neighborhood bar
on his day off, and there is this lovely Bar Maid, J.J.
working the Bar.

J.J. has a wonder full personality, great figure, pretty face,
and Bill is smitten.

Bill has a great job works two days and is off three. All
three days are in the Bar, he carries the bar trash out
for JJ, helps her stock the bar and tips lavishly.

Finally, after 6 months of trying to get her to go out, she
consents. They finally make it to Bill's apartment after dinner
and several drinks, they begin to have wild sex.

About half the way through, J.J. looks and Bill and asks,
"Hey, Bill, I thought your were a fireman?"

"I am, I am!", pants Bill.

She retorts, "Well ok, you need to either reel out a little
more hose or get closer to the fire